People Are Still Gluing Hats to Pigeons’ Heads and This Time It’s So Much Worse
Credit to Author: Jelisa Castrodale| Date: Fri, 21 Feb 2020 23:01:18 +0000
Of course now they’re MAGA caps. Can we all agree to just leave birds alone?
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Sex Offender Outraged His City Won’t Release Hidden-Camera Videos of Naked Baristas
Credit to Author: Jelisa Castrodale| Date: Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:38:17 +0000
The footage—which shows baristas stripping and licking whipped cream off each other—could normally be viewed via a public records request.
Read moreHasbro Now Owns Death Row Records Because Why Not, It’s 2020
Credit to Author: Jelisa Castrodale| Date: Thu, 02 Jan 2020 21:21:14 +0000
Yes, the toy company behind My Little Pony now officially owns the rights to the most iconic albums from Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Tupac.
Read moreAmazon Is Still Selling Festive Christmas Sweaters Showing Santa Doing Cocaine
Credit to Author: Jelisa Castrodale| Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2019 12:07:26 +0000
Walmart pulled it, but Santa continues to let it snow in Jeff Bezos’s holiday party land.
Read moreSchool Bus Evacuated Due to Overwhelming Smell of Axe Body Spray
Credit to Author: Jelisa Castrodale| Date: Thu, 12 Dec 2019 16:02:15 +0000
Fifteen students were treated for “mild respiratory irritation,” but all of them declined transport to a nearby hospital.
Read morePeople Are Suddenly Getting Random, Old Texts And No One Knows Why
Credit to Author: Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai| Date: Thu, 07 Nov 2019 18:57:06 +0000
Several people reported receiving old, random texts in the middle of the night.
Read moreWhy Is This ‘Sloth’ Mask from ‘The Goonies’ Actually Just… an Ass?
Credit to Author: Bettina Makalintal| Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2019 22:09:09 +0000
Even if you haven’t seen ‘The Goonies’ in years, you can probably see that this looks less like Sloth and more like a butt.
Read moreThis Mexican Restaurant’s ‘Avengers’ Commercial Is The Best Thing You’ll See Today
Credit to Author: Jelisa Castrodale| Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2019 16:25:40 +0000
This gloriously bonkers video of an enthusiastic restaurant owner, a Marvel supervillain, and some deliberate-but-benign copyright infringement is the highest form of art.
Read moreGREAT NEWS: You Can Now Pay $50 to Hang Out in a Cafe Full of Live Rats
Credit to Author: Jelisa Castrodale| Date: Sat, 01 Jun 2019 11:59:54 +0000
“Cong-RATS, ladies and bRODENTS, all of your dreams will come true,” the Rat Bar’s event page says.
Read moreThis ‘Human Cheese’ Is Made From Celebrity Skin Bacteria
Credit to Author: Bettina Makalintal| Date: Tue, 21 May 2019 15:10:49 +0000
If you’ve ever wanted to eat cheese made from Heston Blumenthal’s crotch or Ruby Tandoh’s nose, now’s your chance!
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