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Satanist Middle Schoolers Planned to Kill 15 Students and Drink Their Blood, Cops Say
They allegedly brought butcher knives to school and wanted to kill “as many students as possible,” then scatter their remains at the school’s entrance.
‘It’s Always Sunny’ Recreated an Entire ‘Seinfeld’ Scene and It Is Perfect
Frank is George, Dee is Elaine, Mac and Dennis are both Jerry, and Charlie, of course, is Kramer.
Dozens of Brooklyn ‘Antifa Witches’ Are Planning to Put a ‘Hex’ on Kavanaugh
Armed with coffin nails, effigies, and dirt from a graveyard, they’ll be casting a spell “all about causing suffering”—just in time for Halloween!
Stephen Miller’s Old Teacher Suspended for Calling Him a ‘Loner’ Who Ate Glue
After saying he was a “strange dude” in third grade, the 72-year-old is on temporary “home assignment.”
Tilda Swinton Insisted on Wearing a Fake Dong for Her Secret ‘Suspiria’ Role
“She had this nice, weighty set of genitalia so that she could feel it dangling between her legs.”
Teens Could Actually Go to Jail for Trick-or-Treating in This Virginia Town
Any teen caught spending their Halloween in the most wholesome way imaginable could face six months behind bars.