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Highly Relatable Raccoons Busted for Being Day-Drunk in Residential Neighborhood

September 8, 2019 admin alcohol, ANIMALS, drinking, drunk, food news, raccoons

Credit to Author: Jelisa Castrodale| Date: Sun, 08 Sep 2019 15:38:29 +0000

“We have had calls on suspected rabid raccoons twice over the last two days. Turns out they appear to be drunk on crabapples.”

The ‘Zombie Raccoon’ Apocalypse Has Reached New York City

October 2, 2018 admin Central Park, distemper, NEW YORK CITY, raccoons, vgtrn, zombie raccoons

The sick animals have been spotted in Central Park and Prospect Park and even up in the Bronx.

This Raccoon Stared a Toronto Woman Down While Eating All of Her Bread

September 20, 2018 admin ANIMALS, bread, break-in, Canada, FOOD, raccoon, raccoons, Toronto, trash, trash panda, vgtrn

“It was the most Toronto thing that’s ever happened.”

The Big Dick Energy on These Animals Is Off the Charts

June 28, 2018 admin animal penises, Australia, Bears, big dick energy, cats, Dolphins, kangaroos, ladybugs, octopuses, penguins, pete davidson, raccoons, seagulls, spiders, stoats

Nature teaches us everything we need to know about BDE.